B of A $75 offer

I've been a lazy poster lately. Here, I'll make it up to you and hand over seventy five bucks...

Bank of America, with its newly ubiquitous ATM storefronts, enticed me to open up an online checking account. The offer of $75 is good for new online banking customers. I just opened up their online checking account, with no account minimums or fees. I did deposit $25, you need to deposit the twenty five bucks within thirty days to get the $75 bonus (deposited within 90 days). I figure I'll close it after a few months and take my money and run. Probably to ING, my long neglected piggy bank.

A 200% return on my money, now there's something unheard of in, oh, say, ten years...